The dashboard is cracked.
The askbox shall open.
David Karp will fall.
One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a Reblogging War
Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Vegans scream about the meat I ate
Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, My dash has died and David Fell.
Twelve, Eleven, Ten, Nine, Reblog this again Time and Time
Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Homestucks crawl into their Hives
Four, Three, Two, One, Hit post limit again, oh what Fun.
Hipsters run when a fandom blog goes to war.